Now, you can probably guess that I’m on the cutting edge of all things digi and wiki and techie. I’m right on that edge. That narrow, sharp edge. It’s actually quite uncomfortable – that’s how much I’m on it. I, after all, joined Facebook as early as mid-2008.
So, it is with great excitement that I can announce… that today, I am going to write about a phenomenon called blogging. And about an even cuttinger edgier phenomenon – developed only three years ago – called Twitter.
Brace yourself. Here goes:
The need for speed. Readers have it. Blogs created it. Or they responded to it. Either way, they certainly used it to outmode the mainstream media, who traditionally operated like this:
Something happens. Someone writes a few words about it. And only when those words have been printed and distributed – likely the next day – can another person read them.
Now, blogs work more like this:
Something happens. While it is still happening, or as soon as it has finished, someone writes a few words about it. And then, as soon as a button is pressed, another person can read them.
Blogs are all about the immediate – an instant and direct expression of personal thoughts to a mass audience.*
So far, so 1999. So, ‘what’s new?’, you’re thinking. Well, I’ll tell you what’s new. Or, what
was new in 2000… Twitter – the social-blogging, micro-networking site that has only recently started to make its high-pitched voice heard thanks to endorsements from technophiles Jonathan Ross, Stephen Fry, and – according to Wikipedia – Will Carling.**
Twitter is like Facebook without the Walls, Photos, Pokes, Groups, Invitations, Messages… without anything except the Status Updates, in fact. It limits its posts to 140 characters – less space, more speed.
(Thinking about it, maybe that’s why Jonathan Ross is such a big fan. 140 characters is hardly enough room to launch into a tirade of abuse about granddaughters).
It’s certainly interesting, in a nosey kind of way, to read what someone like Stephen Fry is up to. But that’s because he’s an interesting person. Or rather, anything that Stephen Fry does becomes interesting. It wouldn’t be so interesting to read, constantly, what your friend (ie. someone you met once and can only remember who they are from their photo) is up to.
If Stephen Fry twittered, for example, that he ‘is walking from Kilburn to Waterloo for a meeting’, you’d think: ‘He’s walking? Of course he’s walking. Fry walks everywhere. I bet he knows all about the old place names and the history of London and stuff. He’s so clever. He’s probably listening to an audio book of Proust as he walks too’.
But if your friend twittered that he ‘is walking from Kilburn to Waterloo for a meeting’, you’d think: ‘Er, get a bus? And why are you telling me this?’.
Immediacy, it seems, is all too often synonymous with inanity – and Todd Sieling’s Slow Blogging Manifesto offers an alternative to both.
The Slow Food movement believes that meals should be lovingly prepared from fresh ingredients, allowing time for flavours to infuse and appetites to be whetted. Slow Blogging is founded on similar principles – that the speed of posting is faster than the speed of thought, and that words should be nurtured and ruminated before being shared.
And, as someone who writes at a pace of a lethargic snail that has just guzzled a Nytol tablet mistaking it for a large white garden pea (admittedly this pace is caused by laziness rather than intense rumination), I agree with
Sieling’s manifesto and I hereby pledge to follow it.
Which brings me nicely to my first attempt at Slow Blogging:
More a month since 2009 began, and more than two since most Best Of The Year Lists appeared in papers and magazines, here are my Top 10 Tunes from 2008.
Not all these songs / pieces / tracks were released last year. But, at some point over the past thirteen months, I heard them for the first time and I liked them. And, at some point over the past few weeks, I had time to think about why.
Dull Flame Of Desire (Modeselektor Remix For Girls) – Bjork
A thumping beat builds and drops to let Bjork’s and Antony Hegarty’s distinctively silky voices weave in and out of one another. The techno hook is simple, undulating, driving. But what really makes the remix work is the Berlin duo’s sampling – taking a snippet of Bjork’s lyrics, twisting it, and making it sound like nothing you’ve heard before.
Re: Stacks – Bon Iver
Justin Vernon’s retreat to a Wisconsin cabin has been much-documented, and the album that resulted from his sojourn has been much-lauded. ‘For Emma, Forever Ago’ tells of heartbreak and harsh winters. Over the course of the record, Vernon seems to gradually accept the disintegration of his relationship. The earlier songs on the record are soaked in reverb and pierced by the staccato, falsetto lyrics – his emotions are icy, his wounds not yet healed. But ‘Re: Stacks’, the final song on the album, is simple and calm – the thaw is on its way.
Calabria – Enur (feat. Natasja)

‘Calabria’s’ saxophones are relentlessly catchy and consistently versatile. They perform dancefloor alchemy – drop them in anywhere and they work… Rune’s original house version, then the Euro cheese-pop of ‘Destination Unknown’, and now this Danish reggae (?) remix. I first heard it when Spank Rock DJs Darko and Devlin were warming up for Santogold at the Scala – and this tune was the highlight of the whole evening. Demonstrating all that’s needed to get a thousand people to abandon the bar queue and hit the floor is a few dancehall claps, some light reggae patter… and those saxophones.
Glory – Essie Jain

Folk is a many-faceted thing. Or should I say a many-labelled thing. Nu-, anti-, pop-, etc. Essie Jain doesn’t seem to fit into any of these categories, so she’s been given a new one – chamber-folk. I’m not quite sure what chamber-folk is, to be honest. I’m guessing it refers to the simple, pared-down nature of Essie Jain’s music – just a guitar, or a piano, and her voice. But it’s not just her voice. Her voice is her music. Her voice is smooth, rich, delicate, soft, powerful. A voice that sensually accentuates every syllable, and envelopes you in warmth. Just the sort of voice, then, that you need when you’re standing in the pouring rain on a cold afternoon at the Green Man Festival, which is where I first saw Essie Jain. I’d like to say that, for her set, it stopped raining and a warm ray of sunshine peeked through the clouds. But it didn’t. If anything, it started raining even more. And if I’m honest, it made her sound even better.
Ready For The Floor – Hot Chip

Sometimes, it feels like Hot Chip channel so many influences into their own music that the influences become the music. They’re never shy about citing these forbears in their interviews and mixtapes… from Prince to Bruce Springsteen, from BMore hip-hop to minimal techno. And as an avid interview-reader and mixtape-listener, I think I’ve listened to more tunes that Hot Chip have recommended than to tunes that Hot Chip have actually made. ‘Ready From The Floor’ is a reminder that Hot Chip not only have an encyclopaedic knowledge of popular music, they also have a remarkable knack of creating perfectly catchy and cleverly simple pop songs – songs that are full of references (and not just musical – ‘Ready For The Floor’ quotes Batman), but have an identity all their own.
City – Keegan Dewitt

Keegan Dewitt’s music has an understated power and a casual precision – perfectly pitched for the mumblecore movies that it soundtracks. At times, this DIY genre can be a little too casual – its homespun style a little too inward-looking. But at others, the audio and the visual combine to produce a scene so beautiful, so evocative yet so hard to grasp, that they become more than a sum of their parts, more than a collection of notes and pictures. From
the dancing scene in Aaron Katz’s film 'Quiet City', I forget that this a movie made by friends with camcorders and music made by one person with their laptop, and I just saw a moment – a moment that belongs to the characters, to a time and a place, and to me.
Shine – Laura Marling

It might be rare for someone who’s eighteen to experience the same amount of heartbreak that Laura Marling has. But what’s much, much rarer is for someone her age to write such accomplished songs about it. ‘Shine’ is Laura Marling at her most wistful (looking back at a past love from afar), at her most polished (not once, in a song about such well-worn themes, do the lyrics seem worn-out), and at her most enigmatic (the delicate, trembling delivery seemingly at odds with the confidence that shone through when she triumphantly opened her set at the Scala with this song).
Kids (Soulwax Nite Version) – MGMT

Deep in the darkest flattest Ghent, the Dewaele brothers hide themselves away in a tiny apartment, surrounded by vintage synths, samplers and other Seventies sonic strangeties. Into this beat-cave are fed the latest pop releases. And out come full-bodied, red-blooded, beepy, banging remixes – like this version of MGMT’s catchy but rather insubstantial tune, which takes the psychedelic vocals and perky keyboard line and engulfs them in electronic griminess.
White Blank Page – Mumford & Sons

Out of the mud came forth sweetness. I first laid ears on M&S in the Folkey Dolky Tent at last year’s sludge-swamped Green Man. Our spirits, already low after three days of constant rain, had just been crushed by a cider-doused set from lout-rockers The Peth. But they were raised as soon as Mumford & Sons began playing their soaring, bluegrassy folk. And after half an hour of banjo-led hoe-downs and choruses swelling with accordions and fiddles, culminating in a rousing version of ‘White Blank Page’, they were ceiling-high.
Wearing My Rolex (The Shoes 2.0 Mix) – Wiley

Perhaps taking their inspiration from Seventies’ Canadian folk-rockers The Band,
a lot of French bands don’t seem to be wasting much creative muscle in coming up with a name. Their thought processes appears to be: ‘A band name? Well, we are teenagers. So how about The Teenagers’ Or ‘What shall we call our band?’ [look down at the ground pensively] ‘The Shoes?’ Maybe it’s not such a bad thing, because it left The Shoes with every ounce of their strength to turn ‘Wearing My Rolex’ into the tune of the summer.
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* Of course, you realise by now that I have absolutely nothing interesting, insightful or clever to say about blogs and digital things and electronic stuff (not that I have interesting, insightful or clever to say about anything else). I’m just taking a rather long, rambling, boring run-up to this post… so please bear with me.
** I checked and it is the same Will Carling. He appears to use Twitter to engage in ‘hearty banter’ with fans and to sate his desire to end every sentence in an exclamation mark.